But on a more serious note, here’s a plot twist: This was how I failed in being a life coach in like a week. I really needed money to be able to fly abroad to see my girlfriend. But alas, come the end of my free trial, nobody bought my coaching even though it was a “low low” price of 0 (or was it 5) per hour to hear me speak out of my ass. If it’s not obvious enough, the field of life coaching is . Is that, in a nutshell, they’re spreading an ideal that’s filled to the brim with naivete and generally wasting vulnerable people’s time and money. Want to learn how to make money even though nobody is even making money at all? There’s no magic pill or training program for anything that’s challenging in life. If you want more friends, meet people by going out and keep an open mind. If you hate your job, quit it already or at least make a plan on when to quit exactly.
Can you feel the positive energy going back to the core of your spiritual being?
Also, when I was 12, a lot of friends in school said I was so motivating. Some friends said I was like the white Oprah in the making.
The awkward human interaction inside will make you love humans and life. That’d really appeal to me since I’m a vulnerable loser for people like you to shove ideas down my throat and stop believing in myself. You may be high, but whatever goes up, comes down eventually.
I want you to consider going for their Cuddle Party. Drop out of college because billionaires out there did the same. A few thousand dollars on some shitty coaching and you’re going to tell others you wasted your money and you’re still filled with problems?! Or perhaps it was the “endorphin” from the large amount of inspiration that was force fed into you that’s giving you the high, so much so you’re already blind to your problems. The bigger question is whether you’re capable enough to solve your problems on your own.
That is why you think life coaches are cool and can cure all your problems. They’re Super Human, World Class Heroes, Life Empowerers, Motivator Unlimited or whatever.